Random Tee 2-Pack

by wootbot

Miscellaneous Tees

You pays your money, we takes your choice.

What are your chances of getting the kind of shirt you want? It all depends on what you're looking for...

If you want a rag you can use to wash your car, your chances of success are 100%. Hooray for low expectations!

If you want a shirt that will fit you, to wear during tasks like sleeping or washing your car, your chances are high, depending on whether you understand our shirt sizing system. And how honest you are about your body. You can lie to yourself, but you can't fool fabric.

If you want a shirt design you can wear without embarrassing yourself when you run to the liquor store or the car wash, your chances are 50-50, but may vary according to your shame threshold. Remember, if they laugh at you, they're not really your friends.

If you want a shirt design that will be visually flattering and clever enough to make you seem fun and interesting, you might want to try going to our All Designs catalog and picking a specific design out. Or trying some other shirt site.