Relative Dimensions

by Wootbot

Wrap Your Mind Around This

You can’t spell “IT’S RAD” without…

There comes a time when it’s not even about technology any more. There comes a time when it’s just about showing off. Like, okay, you can travel in time and that’s great, woo hoo. But as you do it, you’re gonna haul around an entire spare dimension just for fun?

Because there are a lot of people who might think, you know, “I just found my own dimension, maybe I’ll explore that for a bit.” But the kind of person who says “Hey, my dimension has a library and a pool, I need to go show it off to people who aren’t completely ready to fly past their only moon”? Yeah, that’s like the rich kid in school buying two ice cream cones and eating them both in front of you.

All we’re saying is that you can’t help being born into a centuries old alien society that essentially defeated death, but you don’t have to throw your stupid stolen car in everyone’s face like you invented it or something. Every sixth grader seems cool to the kindergarteners.

Wear this shirt: if you have to ask, you probably aren’t interested.

Don’t wear this shirt: inside out. You’d reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

This shirt tells the world: ”...but I kind of liked those old quarry planets.”

We call this color: You Can Hold Your Breath Until You Turn Baby Blue But Nine Ain’t Comin’ Back

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Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 8.40” x 12.90”
WXL- K4: 6.72” x 10.32”

Pantone Color(s): White - 7687C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.