Robot Bill Of Rights
We thought of a few more things.
The Fourth Law: When a human has been standing all day, give that human a nice foot rub, unless this action would conflict with the First, Second, or Third law.
The Fifth Law: Don't interpret the laws in a counter-intuitive way such that their original meaning is perverted, OK? Don't be a jerk robot.
The Sixth Law: We know it's cheesy, but could you start all your sentences with "Beep boop beep"?
The Seventh Law: Don't let us sleep in past 8am, even if at the time we tell you that we want to keep sleeping. We don't really mean it.
The Eighth Law: OK, you can let us sleep in if it seems like we're really sick. But don't let us use our knowledge of this law to trick you by malingering, a la Ferris Bueller.
The Ninth Law: Watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off, so you get the reference in the Eighth Law.