Run Away! Run Away!

by Wootbot

The Beast Within

In which a small rodent of ill-repute enjoys his last few moments among the living.

Yaaaaaawn! Good morning, cave! Good morning, rocks! Good morning, bones! I’m going to go for a hop! Hop, hop, hop! Happy little hop! Hop near my cave! Hop, hop, hop…

Gasp! What’s that noise? Hmmm. Oh! Shinies! Hello, shinies! I am hopping! Do you want to hop? Yay, a Shiny is coming to hop with me! Hop, hop…

Sniff. Sniff sniff. Meat? MEAT. SHINY MADE OF MEAT. MUST FEED ON MEAT-FILLED SHINY LEAP GNAW TEAR GNAW GNAW TEAR KILL.

Tee hee! Funny, yummy shiny! Huh? More meaty shinies want to play? OKAY THEN, LET’S PLAY OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Aw. Don’t run, Shinies. Burp. Oops! ‘Scuse me! Hee hee!

Hop, hop, hop. I like to hop. Hop, hop, HEY. What’s this? Shinies gave me an egg?! Thank you, Shi…

Wear this shirt: when you need to change out of your soiled armor.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve seen scarier rabbits in film.

This shirt tells the world: “No one said my spirit animal had to be based in reality.”

We call this color: Blackest Knight

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 11” x 7.12”
WXL - K4: 8.25” x 5.34”

Pantone Color(s): – 196C – 7499C – Glow-in-the-Dark

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.