Run from Evil

by wootbot

Long Version

3rd place in Derby #334: Temple Run with 144 votes!

ABRIDGED: See no evil, hear no evil, say no evil.

UNABRIDGED: See no evil, hear no evil, say no evil, cook no evil, freeze no evil, button no evil, batter no evil, fry no evil, date no evil, break up with no evil (look, you got into a relationship with evil; deal with it, okay?), friend no evil on Facebook, throw no evil, fart no evil, dance no evil, dance with no evil, dance to the beat of no different evil, dance like no evil is watching, twerk no evil, work no evil, trim no hedges into evil shapes, stuff no evil down your pants, flush no evil down the toilet (even if the cops are knocking on the door; time to face the music, bro), covet no evil, say "shove it!" to no evil, rock no evil, roll no evil, poll no evil, analyze no evil metrics, synergize no evil, but if you really want to you can poke evil, but just once!