¡Sí, Turtles!

by Wootbot

Shellz Yeah!

Under the waves, everything you know about turtles is wrong.

Yeah, I’m slow when I’m on your turf. But how fast can YOU swim? Up on dry land, I’m a joke, a metaphor, a cautionary example of what can happen when a rabbit rests on his laurels. But how do you think that smug rabbit would do out in the open sea?

Me, I’m clocking 10 knots without breaking a sweat, faster if I’m frightened. I’m a freakin’ torpedo with a beak and teeth. Still laughing? Leave your turtle jokes on the beach, landlubber. They don’t make any sense down here.

Wear this shirt: while grazing on sea grass, an essential function for the maintenance of marine ecosystems.

Don’t wear this shirt: while you take a nap because you’re so far ahead of your opponent you can’t possibly lose this race.

This shirt tells the world: “You mess with my nest, you better hope the police catch you first.”

We call this color: Dream of the Royal Blue Turtles.


Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 13.79” x 19”
WXL - WS: 10.34” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 8.71” x 12”

Pantone Colors:  7459C - 279C - 2757C - 2707C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.