You better have good insurance!
Competitors will tell you that they've got the best insurance package around, but the truth is, only Brothers' Insurance (and Plumbing) Service can cover 100% of all:
- Banana Peel Damage
- Green Shell Damage
- Red Shell Damage
- and Blue Shell Damage
And that's just what you get in the basic package! Premium customers are also covered for all:
- Lava Damage
- Dancing Crab Damage
- Other Driver Has Turned Into a Giant Bullet And Knocked Me Off The Road Damage
- Messed Up At The Beginning Tire Wear
- and Fell Off Rainbow Road Tow Truck Costs
In fact, the only thing we don't cover is the damage to your self-esteem when you can never seem to win a race! So sign up today and GET PROTECTED!
Wear this shirt: while hiding away inside your shell.
Don't wear this shirt: if you're in 1st place. You're just kinda asking for it then.
This shirt tells the world: "Some things should stay in the pixelated world."
We call this color: Baby Blue Koopa