Science Fair

by wootbot

Blue and Orange Ribbon

My model of the Solar System is going to knock the judges on their- wait a minute, what is THAT?

Great. Awesome. Looks like I stayed up all night painting Uranus for nothing. I might as well not have bothered looking all over town for Styrofoam balls of just the right sizes. Because Miss Know-It-All built a freaking TELEPORTER.

Plus, she has CAKE. So she's not only a genius scientist, she's a genius panderer, too. Cool. And I guess next year my baking-soda volcano is going to have to compete with her, I don't know, cold-fusion muffins or something. It's enough to make me write a malevolent, self-aware computer script. Hmm...