Science Is Over
So we've pretty much discovered everything.
Did you hear that Scientists recently "printed" eyeball cells using an inkjet printer? That's right, forget about 3D printing, this is freakin' FRANKENSTEIN PRINTING.
Which means it's official: Scientists have official run out of science to do. Back in the Renaissance and Enlightenment there was science all over the place, and all you had to do was reach out, inspect something, and you were making a breakthrough.
But the limited supply of natural science has quickly been used up by greedy scientists, and now there's barely anything left. Printing eyeball cells was one of the last remaining bits of scientific enterprise left to be done.
So congratulations, scientists! You've ruined it for everybody.