Shirt.Woot Launch Tee

by Wootbot

Head over to the all-new, all-awesome to throw your money away on this stunningly beautiful commemorative t-shirt. And check back there Monday as Shirt.Woot launches its regular weekday schedule.

Hark! Hark! Blasting like a rocket from the womb of our imagination, Shirt.Woot is born - and all you get is this lousy t-shirt. Featuring a non-pixelated version of our "Launch" graphic on a tastefully neutral Woot Tee, it's the feel-good shirt of the summer. As in, it feels so damn good that we finally got Shirt.Woot up and running. Let's take a nap now.

This shirt was designed by: one of the anonymous Shirt.Woot employees we keep chained to the desks in the basement. We can't tell them apart.

Wear this shirt to: confuse and annoy the normals.

Don't wear this shirt to: state dinner at Buckingham Palace. Something with a collar would be more appropriate.

This shirt tells the world: "I was a small part of an extremely minor event in e-commerce history."

We call this color: Creamy Afterbirth.

Printed by Woot on American Apparel 100% cotton tees.

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. If you don’t know your measurements, keep in mind that AA shirts tend to run small, so you might want to order a size larger than usual.