That's All, Humanity
Keep calm and don't panic. Wait, do panic.
Wear this shirt: and $0 will be donated in your name to the Save The Humans campaign
Don't wear this shirt: when you go to see Blackfish
Launder this shirt when: you have worn it for an amount of time equal to the age of the universe times 37
Fired out of a t-shirt cannon, this design would sound like: this
The best thing to spill on this would be: tea