So Long

by wootbot

That's All, Humanity

Keep calm and don't panic. Wait, do panic. 

Wear this shirt: and $0 will be donated in your name to the Save The Humans campaign

Don't wear this shirt: when you go to see Blackfish

Launder this shirt when: you have worn it for an amount of time equal to the age of the universe times 37

Fired out of a t-shirt cannon, this design would sound like: this

The best thing to spill on this would be: tea