No Sticklers for Stickers
Dude, the only way to win is not to play. The only way for me to win, at least.
The Cube's not about a bunch of rules and prohibitions and restrictions, man. It's not about following orders from some fascist instruction manual that always wants to see your papers. It's about freedom. It's about creativity. It's about finding your own path to that beautiful harmony of colored squares. And if you don't get there, well, that's fine, too, man. Whatever happens is meant to be, you know?
Anyway, that's how I see it. And that's how I live my life. Why am I telling you this? I just think it's important that you know a little about me before I do something as intimate as performing surgery on your heart. Now, just relax and let the anesthesia put you to sleep...