What only place bigger than glorious Mother Russia? Outer space!
Is fifty years since glorious Sputnik triumph establish incontestable Soviet supremacy in all things technical! Forces of people’s revolution encircle final capitalist bastion of Earth! Satellite’s mighty “beep” herald universe free of exploitation, corruption, and Access Hollywood! Only matter of time until imperialists collapse under force of intergalactic socialism! Outer space biggest domino of all!
We brought this classic back because: hankering of proletarian masses for garments in revolutionary spirit, this time in true colors of Soviet flag! Red and not yellow, but gold! Yellow is color of Czarist treason dogs!
Wear this shirt: to celebrate five decades since Soviet conquest of universe!
Don’t wear this shirt: if you are Western corporate imperialist parasite! Shirt for the people only! And the people’s commissars!
This shirt tells the world: “Yesterday, the universe! Today, the history books!”
We call this color: The Sky Is Red.
Originally released: October 4, 2007
Weeks on chart: 19
Design Placement: Centered
3X – S: 13.44” x 9.42”
WXL - WS: 10.08” x 7.07”
K12 - K4: 8” x 5.61”
Pantone Color(s): – 109C
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.