2nd Place in Derby #352: Grumpy, with 263 votes!
Why don't you look at yourself? Why don't you look at your own life? Are you half full? Or are you half empty? Or maybe, if you're spending all this time asking these sorts of questions, maybe that means you're 100% empty? Because, if you've gotta ask, isn't that your answer?
Seriously, why do I have to be the example? There's other stuff that drains. Like the dark eye-liner I apply. Or the black lipstick I put on every day. Or the gel I use to make sure that my hair lines up just right to obscure my right eye. So why me? Why am I so special? I'm not. Seriously. I wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it?
No? You sound just like my dad.