2nd place in Derby #607: Video Games IV: Honor Among Sleeves
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST: The next Wonder Woman movie is going to be a live-action cross over sequel to the 1993 classic "Super Mario Bros." movie. It will be called "Super Mario Bros plus Wonder Sister, Revenge of Shredder" and will finally reveal the truth about Mario and Luigi's parents. Together with the the Lasso of Truth, Wonder Woman will help her friends find Princess Peach, solve Donkey Kong's deeply ingrained barrel aggression issues, and learn the true meaning of family. Tom Cruise will play Luigi, and the grandson of the dog from Air Bud will make a special guest cameo as Shredder's assistant.