The Blue Box

by wootbot

We Know It's The Wrong Reference

2nd Place in Derby #348: Time Travel Redux, with 196 votes!

This is it, Neo. This is your last chance. Choose the blue pill, and you get kittens…

"I'll take the blue pill!"

Wait, I'm not…

"I love kittens! Give me that pill!"

No, but I didn't even explain the red pill.

"Oh crap, is the red pill puppies?? Ugh! I ALWAYS jump the gun on this stuff!"

No the red pill isn't puppies.

"Piglets?"

No.

"Ducklings?"

No.

"Maybe those tiny little cupcakes?"

No, the red pill is reality, Neo! REALITY! I'll show you how the world really looks!

"BO-RING! Gimme that blue pill!"