The Cat in the Box

by wootbot

One Rainy Day…

"You kids want to exist in a simultaneous state of playing and non-playing?"



"Kids? Kids I'm home. I picked up some of those cheese sticks you like. Kids? Kiiid-"

"Hello, ma'am."

"WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN?!"

"That's what I'd like to talk to you about."

"I'm calling the police!"

"I wouldn't do that."

"What do you want?"

"I want you to solve a riddle. That's all. Just a simple thinking exercise."

"What is it?"

"I want you to look in the box."

"Why? What's in it?"

"Just look."

"What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!"

"There's only one way to find out."

"I can't- Why- Please don't make me look. Just give me my children!"

"You'll need to do this one thing, then."

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS!"

Wear this shirt: Underneath the 25 other Schrödinger-themed shirts you no doubt own.

Don't wear this shirt: while simultaneously wearing this shirt in a state of quantum entanglement.

This shirt tells the world: "Oh, don't ask me to explain it. I don't really get it beyond the fact that there's a cat involved."

We call this color: Royal Blue 1 and Royal Blue 2