Don't ever offer to "show someone your One-Eyed Willie"
Wear this shirt: to confound your over-literal paleontological friends.
Don't wear this shirt: while standing atop the mizzenmast, or other vessels may think you are a nostalgic pirate.
Launder this shirt when: it starts to smell all goonie.
This shirt can also: be cut off at the midriff for easy Truffle-Shuffle access.
Someone who doesn't get the reference might think: Shirt.Woot needs to hire a new skull-drawing artist.