The Last Leaf

by Wootbot

The Frost Is On The Pumpkin

2nd place in Derby #170 Fall Colors, with 1122 votes!

It’s part of the grand rainbow of life. You fight hard to make it, you get a few seconds of free fall when you feel like you’re flying, and then, in an instant, you’re face-first into the ground. It’s the shape of the universe, and everything from an underhand toss to a fired bullet takes a parabola and ends up at rest.

But why give in? A bullet can ricochet. A thrown ball might find the bat. A dropping leaf can wind up on the breeze, or the river, or lying on some guy’s trunk as he zips to work. Just because you’re close to the end of your natural arch, that’s no reason to just say “Well, guess that’s all I get” and submit.

The last leaf knows there will be a new spring bud in the same place next year, because that’s just how it is. But that new bud opens in Spring, and Spring is a long way away.

Wouldn’t you like to be the only leaf to ever see the snow?

Wear this shirt: while rage raging against the dying of the light.

Don’t wear this shirt: gently into that good night.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m kinda stubborn.”

We call this color: Old Man Brown’s Been There For Nigh On A Season Now, And They Say He Ain’t Never Lettin’ Go

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 14” x 9.44”
WXL - WS: 10.5” x 7.08”
K12 - K4: 9” x 6.07”

Pantone Colors: 156C - 297C - 131C - 152C - 1605C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.