HERE COMES THE FUNNY
First Place in Derby #278: Choose Your Own Art-venture with 325 votes!
Hooooooooooooooo boy is this shirt depressing. We get that it's a scathing depiction of a future marred by human-caused climate change, but we're supposed to be "wacky," and "funny" with these writeups, and this thing is a real crowd-killer.
I mean, Jesus. Looking at this thing for even a second makes me want to call my mom.
On the bright side of climate change, at least we won't have to worry about our private parts getting cold in the winter and… you know what, nevermind. We were going to make a shrinkage joke, but the stakes are just too high and look at his little face!
I'M SORRY I DROVE TO WORK TODAY INSTEAD OF BIKING, LITTLE BUDDY. I KNOW I DID THIS TO YOU. IT WAS ME, OK? IT WAS ME!
Wear this shirt: while figuring out a way to reverse climate change. Please.
Don't wear this shirt: after 2028 or you'll immediately sweat through it.
This shirt tells the world: "YOU MONSTERS!"
We call this color: White guilt.