The Master

by wootbot

No, it's not

1st Place in Derby #324: Shirts As Costume III, with 333 votes!

Hey, I don't think we've met. I'm Chris. Fun shirt!

"I was invited to this party."

Umm... I didn't say you weren't. And what was that thing you did with your hand? Are you waving to someone behind me?

"I am supposed to be here."

What are you talking about? And why do you keep doing that wave thing?

"You don't need to check my pockets to see if I stole anything."

Okay, now I need to check.

"No, you don't."

Yes, I do. And seriously, quit the hand thing.

"No, you don't. Also, the hand thing is cool."

No, it's not.

"Yes, it is."

No, it's not.

"Yes, it is."

UGH! Forget it. I'm out of here.

"Whoa! It worked!"