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Did you know that an anagram of Doctor Who is Dow Hoorct? Which is the first word of the stock market thing combined with the past-tense verb form of hookah. So what does that mean? Um, isn't it obvious?!
Clearly Doctor Who is making a statement about our financial system. Its assertion: the whole stock market is nothing but smoke and mirrors, dreamed up by some quacks who think they can dupe the American people.
Well done, Doctor Who! We, the American, people applaud your takedown of our so-called economy!
Wait, Doctor Who is British? Honestly, I've never watched it.