This is MY room!

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Hey, kid, rise and shine, Dad got donu- WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE? What on Earth is this gooey stuff? "Monster blood"? 

Very funny. Listen to me, young man: I don't know what this gunk is, or where you got it, or how you made it, but you are going to clean every drop of it up, do you understand me? Oh, and it smells terrible. Eeeeugh.

Now, take off those pajamas and go get in the bathtOH MY GOD A TENTACLE THAT'S A SEVERED TENTACLE