We always know what to say!
Not sure how to respond when someone says something snarky about about your cool new vein shirt? Well, we got you covered:
- You're so vain, I bet you think this vein shirt is about you, don't you?
- Leaf me alone about my shirt, okay?
- You sir, do not understand high art(eries)!
- If you're such a genius about shirts, why don't you show me your BODY of work!
- This shirt provides a lesson on circulation. You provide a lesson on jerk-ulation. No, I know that sounds kind of gross. But I'm talking about circulation. You're the one who went there in your mind, okay? Not me. Disgusting. I can't believe I even indulged you in this perverted conversation.
- You would say that about my shirt, you uncultured bloodite!
Just drop any one of these awesome comebacks and that doofus will pee his pants and run away crying. We [don't actually] guarantee it!