Wolf in Wolf's Clothing
3rd Place in Derby #343: Patterns, with 184 votes!
You know, they say dogs evolved from wolves who were a little more curious about humans, a little less frightened and hostile. Maybe this is is one of those wolves. Maybe it's wondering about that strange, brightly-colored creature walking upright. Maybe it's just as scared of you as you are of it. Maybe all it wants is to make a new friend! Just approach it gently, let it see that you mean it no har-
Oh, whoa, hey! Yikes. Sorry. Definitely not one of those nice wolves. Yeah, woo, ouch. I'll let grandma know not to expect you.