2nd Place in Derby #312: '80s Retro, with 225 votes!
Hey, what's that shirt? Is that from a show? I don't believe I've seen it.
"No, it's actually a mash-up of two different shows!"
What? I don't understand. Two things? AT ONCE?!
"Oh, I've heard of you. You're Eddy, the Guy Who Can't Understand More Than One Thing At A TIME, right?"
Guilty as charged!
"So, it's true, huh? That you just cannot comprehend multiple things occurring simultaneously?"
Yeah. Try me!
"Okay, walking and chewing gum?"
All I heard was 'walking.'
I can do B sandwiches, L sandwiches, or T sandwiches, but not all of them at once.
"Neapolitan ice cream?"
Gives me migraines!
Make me break out in hives!
"Wow, that's amazing!"
It's my blessing and my curse.
"Really? At the same time?"
Yes… Oh my… I can't breath! I CAN'T BREATH!!!!