ThunderCares

by wootbot

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2nd Place in Derby #312: '80s Retro, with 225 votes!

Hey, what's that shirt? Is that from a show? I don't believe I've seen it.

"No, it's actually a mash-up of two different shows!"

What? I don't understand. Two things? AT ONCE?!

"Oh, I've heard of you. You're Eddy, the Guy Who Can't Understand More Than One Thing At A TIME, right?"

Guilty as charged! 

"So, it's true, huh? That you just cannot comprehend multiple things occurring simultaneously?"

Yeah. Try me!

"Okay, walking and chewing gum?"

All I heard was 'walking.'

"BLT sandwiches?"

I can do B sandwiches, L sandwiches, or T sandwiches, but not all of them at once.

"Neapolitan ice cream?"

Gives me migraines!

"Hard-top convertibles?"

Make me break out in hives!

"Wow, that's amazing!"

It's my blessing and my curse.

"Really? At the same time?"

Yes… Oh my… I can't breath! I CAN'T BREATH!!!!