A helpful tip from us to you.
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When dealing with a magical house at which an entire year’s worth of seasons are compressed into a day and whatever food you desire is always waiting in the kitchen and every night is Christmas and all your wishes come true, do your research. Particularly your Clive Barker research.
See, he wrote this book about such an event, and as with pretty much everything Clive Barker touches the house turns out to not be all that meets the eye. In fact, it’s got kind of a sinister touch to it. So it would help you to go read that book in order to know what to do in just such an occasion.
However, if you can’t get to a copy of The Thief of Always, or you’ve already spent several days at a similar magical house, just know that the solution to your problem lies on this shirt. We can’t tell you what it is exactly, though, because that would be like a major spoiler and it’s a good enough book that people should check it out on their own.
Wear this shirt: Literally ANY time of year! It’s THAT versatile!
Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re just going to complain in the forums about someone spoiling the book for you. Seriously, don’t look. Someone’s probably typing it out right now.
This shirt tells the world: “When it comes to buying t-shirts, you might say I’m a SEASONED veteran! Ha ha ha- Hey! Don’t punch that hard! That hurts!”
We call this color: Arbrowneal
Design Placement: Centered
3X – S: 10” x 15.59”
WXL - K4: 7.5” x 11.69”
Pantone Colors: 143C - 166C - 1795C - 368C - 659C - Black
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.