Treats on Strike

by Wootbot

Rise up, candies of the kitchen! THIS is social justice!

Welcome Woot-Off fans: a battle is raging between our older shirts on the Reckoning chart, where only the strongest-selling survive. Buy them and join the fray.

WHAT DO WE WANT?!

“NOT TO BE EATEN!”

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!

“NOW!”

We’re taking back Halloween Night! No more shame! No more ridicule! No more binging on us!

“WE’RE HERE! WE’RE SWEETS! GET USED TO NOT EATING US!”

Wear this shirt: Uh, on Halloween. We’re guessing.

Don’t wear this shirt: 364 days out of the year.

This shirt tells the world: “I thought Mother Jones was just a magazine.”

We call this color: Take the Fight to the Asphalt Streets!

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 13” x 9.28”
WXL - K4: 9” x 6.42”

Pantone Colors:  White - 123C - 1585C - 583C - 185C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.