True Love

by Wootbot

Tell me, Señor Tapatio, just how salsa IS your salsa?

3rd place in Derby #185: Things That Start with the Letter T, with 798 votes!

“Oh I assure you, mi taco pequeño y hermoso del amor, mi salsa es…muy salsa.”

Ay, Señor! You are indeed el más salsa! But our love is not meant to be. For I have a terrible confession to make.

“Dios mio! Surely nothing could break the bond of our love, mi amor. No matter the crime I shall forgive you, so long as you have not been with Sweet Tito.”

Oh Tapatio, es verdad. I have been with Sweet Tito. We are to be wed en este domingo.


“Stay tuned for more passion and heartbreak, when Telenovela Cilantro returns after these commercial messages.”

Wear this shirt: While taking your lovely mujer out to the bullfights. Or if you’re a mujer being taken out to the bullfights.

Don’t wear this shirt: While eating anything under 10,000 Scoville.

This shirt tells the world: “I am just two beers away from making an incredibly lewd joke about fish tacos.”

We call this color: Es la asphalta…muy asphalta!


Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 10.50” x 8.67”
WXL - K4: 7.87“ x 6.50”

Pantone Colors:  7506C - 7508C - 430C - 377C - 1665C - 1675C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.