Unstealthiest Ninja

by Wootbot

The Art of Non-jutsu

1st place in Derby #188: Double-Take Derby 12, with 961 votes!

“Honey, you have to settle down. So today was a bad day.”

“Are you even listening to me? My head was on fire, Jenny! My girlish screams alerted all of the shogun's warriors! We barely got out alive! Sigh. I just know this will end up on my performance review. I’ll be fired for sure.”

“Nonsense! Your master said you were the best at arterial spray in the whole dojo. Every slice of your blade brings gushing red joy to his old eyes. That counts for something, right?”

“Yeah, maybe. But stealth! Why can’t I get stealth down? Who ever heard of a loud, clumsy ninja? I dunno. Maybe I made a mistake. Maybe I should’ve gone into accounting like my parents told me to.”

“Oh, sweetie. It’s okay. You’re going to get better. Why, when you came home this afternoon, I didn’t even hear you come in the front door.”

“Really? You’re not just saying that?”

“Of course not, honey. Of course not.”

Wear this shirt: and try to put a smile on the face of your stony ninja master.

Don’t wear this shirt: around pirates, robots, or zombies. You’ll only start a fight.

This shirt tells the world: “Hush hush, keep it down now. Ninjas vary.”

We call this color: Black To Ninja School


Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12.00” x 8.49”
WXL - K4: 9.00” x 6.37”

Pantone Colors: 7499C - 1495C - 7597C - Cool Gray 5C - 479C - 7531C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.