We are the Knights Who Say… Ni!

by Wootbot

I don’t get it.

2nd place in Derby #176: Famous Movie Quotes Reinterpreted, with 664 votes!

I appreciate you “letting me in” or whatever you want to call this, but I still don’t get what the big deal is about this movie. It’s dumb and it’s silly but not in a fun way. So does everyone else know they’re not actually riding horses?

What’s so funny about mispronouncing the word “knight?” Ugh, fart joke? I thought you said this was cerebral humor? They definitely wouldn’t have a hand grenade back then; the technology didn’t exist. Oh my god that rabbit looks so fake it’s ridiculous. What was the budget for this, poor?

You owe me one for this. You know that, right? We are SO watching Amandla! after this.

Wear this shirt: Wherever geeks, dorks, or neckbeards congregate.

Don’t wear this shirt: To the Renaissance Fair. They’re gonna hate you for not wearing armor or a corset or an armored corset.

This shirt tells the world: “I eat Spam. A lot.”

We call this color: Black Knight with a Flesh Wound


Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 13” x 11.86”
WXL - K4: 9” x 8.21”

Pantone Colors:  032C - 451C

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