Yeti & Robot

by Wootbot

At first, the question is obvious: “How did that yeti get ahold of a robot?” But as you consider it further, as the implications unfold, a new, far more horrific question falls across your mind like a shadow: “What if the yeti built the robot?”

This shirt was designed by: New Zealand designer Annette Lauder, who claims to be “very fond of fuzzy ducklings, puffy pillows and toast with peanut butter and honey.” She has not revealed her feelings about raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

Wear this shirt: so cute indie-pop girls (or boys) will ask you what kind of animal that is with the robot on its shoulders. Then you can hold hands and skip off into the sunset.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you go out mugging people. They won’t take your threats seriously, so you’ll have to actually resort to violence, which means more prison time. Also, don’t wear this shirt to prison.

This shirt tells the world: “No, robot – those were the times when I carried you.”

We call this color: Tiptoe Through The Heather Gray.

Placement: Centered

Printed Size:
3X – M: 6” x 12.98”
S – WS: 4.5” x 9.73”

Pantone Color(s): – Black C – Cool Gray 9 C – Cool Gray 2 C – 7534 C – 7501 C – 1797 C

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.