You Can't Take the Sky From Me

by wootbot

Hearing

In space, no one can read your dumb write-up.

They say that, in space, no one can hear you scream. But think about it: screaming is the loudest kind of talking. That means, in space, you can't hear a lot things. For example:

See, there's all sorts of stuff you can't hear in space. So why does screaming get all the credit?