Monday, May 21

Shirt.Woot Presents Around the World: Jet Setting Fashion!

by Randall Cleveland

You're a worldly sort of person. You've been to Paris, Johannesburg, Tokyo, and Rio de Janeiro via the magic of video games. And no one likes a bragger, so you need some other way to impress everyone with your cultural superiority. That's why we're presenting Around the World! 

We've loaded up on designs inspired from places all around the globe and printed them on v-necks, totes, and tees just for you! We know: how European!

Take a gander and pick up your favorite designs today, because we don't have 80 days to make this trip around the world; this sale will be over Saturday at 11:59 pm (central)!

 

 

Tee - $15
by tgentry
by ramyb
by Kari Fry
by Radscoolian
by Beefmoe64
by helgram
by jimiyo
by patrickspens
by Wenceslao Almazán
by David Schwen (dschwen)
by ISO30
by Ken Marshall aka kennybanzai
 
Tote - $12
by Radscoolian
by Wenceslao Almazán
 
V-Neck Tee - $15
by FlyingMouse365
 

 

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Monday, May 14

Jukebox Heroes: Tees, Hoodies, Posters and More! It’s Music to Your Ears!

by Randall Cleveland

Turn your fashion up to 11! Shirt.Woot presents Jukebox Heroes, a sale with Tees, Hoodies, Posters and More! We're blasting some of our most musically-inspired designs for you to rock out with your credit card out. So check out the merch table; your money will help us get our van to the next town over for tomorrow's gig. Just be sure to hurry; the sale ends Sunday night at 11:59 central, and there will be no encores.

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Monday, May 07

Now You're Cookin': The Perfect Recipe for Food Geek Fashion!

by Shirt.Woot

 
Gather round, food freaks! We've got a big ol' skillet full of awesome we're serving up just for you. Introducing Now You're Cookin'!, a Shirt.Woot sale featuring food-related tees, totes, and hoodies for you! We're cookin' up a feast of fashion splendor, and you don't even have to bring a bottle of wine or anything!

Order by 12pm Central on Tuesday, May 8th and choose Overnight Shipping to get your APRONS and TOTES in time for Mother’s Day. 

 

Apron - $14
by stardamsel
by tjost
by AGES Art
 
Tee - $15
by Lucy Knisley
by vishneda
by Omnitarian
by riffmaster18
by Spiritgreen
by Jillustration
by Spiritgreen
 
Tote - $12
by lunchboxbrain
by specsmachine
by Jillustration
 
Zip-Up Hoodie - $30
 

 

It's an all you can buy buffet! But be sure to belly up soon; this sale ends Sunday at 11:59 AM (central)!

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Monday, April 30

Star Wear: Tees, Hoodies & Totes Full of Stars

by Jason Toon


When early man cast his eyes Heavenward to behold the dazzling radiance of the night sky, his mind was riveted by one thought and one thought only: "That would look pretty cool on a t-shirt." At long last, Shirt.Woot has fulfilled that eternal yearning with Star Wear. This selection of tees, hoodies, and totes captures the mystery and majesty of those little twinkling dots of light, and renders it into wearable (or carryable) form.

Like the universe, this sale's lifespan will be finite, but much more finite: Star Wear runs through Sunday, May 6. All orders begin shipping on May 9. As always with these events, "overnight" shipping means "faster than free shipping, but it won't get to you overnight."

Pullover Hoodie - $25
by Nathan W. Pyle
 
Tee - $15
by David Staffell
by nblottie
by dbjorns
by RobGlenn
by kevin
by stardamsel
by Julian Glander
by frickinawesome
by Budi Satria Kwan
by patrickspens
 
Tote - $12
by Adam Koford
by nblottie
by frickinawesome
 
Zip-Up Hoodie - $30
by Budi Satria Kwan
 

If none of those twinkled your fancy, come back next Monday for a new weekly shirt event. And our top 20 all-stars are always available on the Reckoning page.

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Monday, April 23

Earth Day Ecostravaganza with the Sierra Club

by Jason Toon


We only get one lousy Earth Day to celebrate the our beautiful planet and all the ways we can pitch in to help keep it that way? Pish-posh, we say. After all, was Rome reused in a day? Did Da Vinci hide all those secret codes in The Last Supper using organic paints in a mere 24 hours? Was The Constitution put to recycled parchment in the mere time it takes for the Earth to make a full rotation on its axis? The answer, of course, is no on all counts.

That's why we've once again paired up with the fine ecology-minded people at the Sierra Club to being you our latest shirt sale, a week-long Earth Day Ecostravaganza! Each one of these designs will be printed on a 100% organic or recycled cotton blank, or on a 100% organic cotton tote bag! Take a look, but don't wait too long to order. These special items will disappear from the face of the Earth at 11:59 PM on Sunday, April 29th!

And if nothing tickles your tree-huggin' fancy? That's cool. But when we're all driven underground when the Earth' surface becomes a dry, withered wasteland of garbage and smog, don't come crying to us. Next week, there will be a whole new shirt sale if, of course, we all last that long. And don't forget to give the shirts at The Reckoning a look!

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Monday, April 16

Shirts on the Move: Shirts That Fly, Swim, and Zoom into Your Closet!

by Randall Cleveland

 

You’re a person on the go, and you’ve got no time for dallying or sitting around wasting too much time. That’s why YOU need a shirt that shows everyone just how busy you are! You need a shirt in motion, a shirt that depicts action! A shirt with maybe an airplane or a rocket or something on it, if for no other reason than you like those kinds of things.

So we’ve put together a little something we call Shirts on the Move! It’s your one-stop shop for tees and long-sleeve shirts with some of our most moving (get it?) designs ever! Take a very brief moment out of your very busy day to grab the shirt you want, but do it soon! Just like you these designs are on the go, and they’ll be gone at 11:59pm (central) on Sunday, April 22nd!

 

Long-Sleeve Tee - $20
by Spiritgreen
 
Tee - $15
by Spiritgreen
by Stef McFeters
by Patchitect
by Rob Gould
by parrotworks
by Beefmoe64
by tgentry
by kstpaul
 

Nothing here "move" you HAW HAW? We'll be back next week with another special Shirt.Woot event - and you can always pedal, float, or hover over to the Reckoning page to see all of our available shirts.

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Tuesday, April 10

Penguins Vs Bunnies: The Final Tally

by Scott Lydon

Last week's head-to-head battle was for the ultimate crown of cute. Hoodie, tote bags, long sleeved tees and t-shirts threw down to see who was more beloved: penguins or bunnies? Now we've tallied the votes and we're ready to show you the adorable data.

Team Cottontail

1146 bunny-related items sold, perhaps in connection with the Easter season. Our highest bunny seller was the regular tee You Have to Try This, Guys!, with 311 sold. Well represented from the masters of hippity hoppity!

 

You Have to Try This Guys!
by Fablefire
TOP SELLER

 

Team Tuxedo

The penguins made a respectable showing, with 986 total sales, but they just didn't have enough lift to reach bunny-filled heights. Even still, top seller for the penguins was t-shirt Cooler Than You with 176 sold, so at least they weren't frozen out.

 

Cooler Than You
by RamyB
TOP SELLER

 

 

Final Score

At the bell, it was Bunnies with a clear advantage on points, but since Penguins never hit the mat… could this be a two out of three situation? Will these titans face off again somewhere down the road? We smell a rematch in the air! But for now, bunny lovers, know that the day is yours.

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Monday, April 09

Dressed By Robots!: Mecha-Wear For Long- And Short-Sleeved 'Bots

by Sean Adams


Old-school sci-fi promised us a lot: hover cars, full meals in tiny pills, teleportation machines. But most importantly, it promised us robots! And now, decades later, what do we have? Nothing. Sure, there are a few factory bots around, welding stuff and stacking boxes, but the people who designed them didn’t even give them faces!

Well, it’s time us sci-fi nerds stood up for what we want! It’s time we told all the scientists to take a break from the climatology research and the medical advancements and the astrophysics in order to build us some friggin’ cute robots with unnecessary human features. And what better way to make such a statement than by wearing a shirt featuring one of these mechanical friends!

So go ahead: decide how much sleeve you want and then pick the design that screams, “We refuse to wait any longer! We want robots TODAY!”

And hurry up! The sale ends at 11:59pm on Sunday, April 15th, which gives our worker bots us just enough time to pack em up and ship em out by April 18th!

 
Tee - $15
by rglee129
by patrickspens
by ramyb
by patrickspens
by Beefmoe64
by Leon Ryan
by rglee129
by Rachel Caldwell
 

What? Do these mechanical men fail to appeal to your human sensibilities?? Well, fine then! You can wait until next week, when we'll have a new sale up! In the meantime, you might be interested in the shirts we have over at The Reckoning!

 

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Monday, April 02

Cage Match: Penguins vs. Bunnies

by Scott Lydon


The cutest tummies? Evenly matched. The most adorable babies? Evenly matched. The most playful? Evenly matched. Most likely to be on your kid’s list of potential pets? EVENLY MATCHED.

So we’re not gonna settle this on paper. The only way to decide between penguins and bunnies is to go head-to-head, penguo-y-bunno, item vs item, and let sales figures decide. Like our previous cage match we’ll be selling short-sleeved tees, long-sleeved tees, hoodies and a tote bag, and you’ll vote the only way that matters: with your wallet. Orders will begin shipping on Wednesday, April 11th and the winning species will be announced next week. Take a look at what we’re offering below:

Zip-Up Hoodie - $30
 
Long-Sleeve Tee - $20
by Wenceslao Almazán
 
Tote Bag - $10
by littleclyde
 
Tee - $15
by ukulelefreak
by ramyb
by littleclyde
by Naolito
by Robbie Lee
by Robbie Lee
by Ochopika
by jamescho84
 

All orders will begin shipping on April 11th and only one thing’s for sure. Whoever wins, we all lose… our minds over how adorable the battle’s gonna be. Can you even imagine! One’s flapping those little wings, the other keeps tripping over those big floppy ears, everybody’s hopping around, this is going to be the BEST! FIGHT! EVER!.

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Monday, March 26

Looks Good On Paper: Posters, Cards, and Pocket Prints Featuring Designs Old and New

by Jason Toon


T-shirts, being optimized for the lumpy contours of the human torso, look lousy when hung on a flat, straight wall. This becomes problematic when, say, a t-shirt site has a substantial repertoire of designs that would look awesome up on the wall. But at least that's somewhat possible: try to send your favorite t-shirt as a greeting card, or to put it in a 4x6 frame on your desk. No matter how suitable the content is, the form makes it impossible.

Such is the problem being solved by Looks Good On Paper, the first Shirt.Woot event that features zero shirts of any kind. We're bringing back some classic designs - and debuting a couple of new ones - in paper form. Posters! Greeting cards! And special Pocket Prints packs, each featuring five different designs by a favorite Shirt.Woot artist! It's almost too good to end on Sunday, April 1 - but not quite.  

Pocket Prints - $6
by patrickspens
 
Greeting Cards - $6
by Annette M. Russell from Nut and Bee
by Elizabeth Wolcott
 
Poster 16"x 20" - $15
by patrickspens
by Vó Maria
by Ian Leino
by Adam Koford
by Elizabeth Wolcott
by Shigwarm
by tjost
 

All orders will begin shipping on April 4. So your "overnight" order won't really be overnight. It'll just get there faster than it would with free shipping.

If you prefer to hang your art on your chest, we'll be back with another apparel-oriented event next week. And there are always wearables aplenty available on our Reckoning page.

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