Not every shirt gets to go down in history as one of the greats. Some shirts are the RG3 of design: lots of flash and promise, but a negligent-to-the-point-of-criminal head coach who plays them when he shouldn't and almost causes them to blow out a knee and ruin their career. Seriously, someone fire Mike Shanahan. Anyway, here are the shirts moving on to the realm of higher prices after midnight tonight:
- Brute Squad Science
- Little Bilby Goes for a Walk
- Ruling the World
- The Pilot
- A True Player
- Rhyming Orange
We've been less than punctual with the blog updates recently, and we apologize: it's only because we're overwhelmed with all the craziness going on between weekly sales and Derbies and All Designs and all that. But the Reckoner doesn't take any days off, so today's your last chance to pick up the following designs before they become temporarily-unavailable-but-eventually-available-again-at-a-higher-price:
Do you want to know what's going on with The Reckoning but are too lazy to click on the grueling series of links that lead there? We've got the solution for you: A Reckoning Recon! Would you like us to spoon feed you some lunch slurry while we're at it? Oh, you would?
By the way, you may have noticed some changes to The Reckoning. Now that we're offering a full catalog of past shirts, being "Reckoned" doesn't have the same doomsday implications it used to. However, shirts in the Top 20 will cost a bit less, so there are still HUNDREDS OF CENTS at stake.
So to cheapskates like us, they're still basically dead and gone.
We got a hot tip that couple of these cool threads are gonna get put on ice at midnight, if you know what we mean. Oh, you don't? Well, what we're saying is some shirts are leaving at midnight tonight, so go over to the Reckoning page and grab em before midnight:
Spooky things are afoot! Some shirts are DISAPPEARING! To where? Nobody's certain! Well, actually it's pretty straight forward. It's called the Reckoning and we do it every week. But c'mon! It's Halloween! Play along! Now, consider the following shirts to be "the main characters" in the horror movie. They're safe, at least for the beginning of the film.
You know how it's sad when something you care about dies? Here's the trick to avoiding that feeling: Never care about anything ever. That way you won't get attached to some mortal coil and end up all weepy. Here, try it with these Reckoning shirts slated for destruction at midnight tonight:
Ask not who the Reckoning bell tolls for, sweet t-shirts, it tolls for thee! I wonder how many times we've made that joke? Eh, who cares? I've got gizmos to write about, so without further ado here are the shirts that will be eliminated tonight at midnight!
Safety is important. Whether you're at work, at school, or in your own home, it doesn't matter: you need to be safe. The following shirts are safely in the top 20 of the Reckoning. Please let them serve as a positive role model for you and your family: