It’s all the pageantry of that other summer athletic event but without the poopy water.
Here’s how it’ll work:
WHO WON JULY'S 10K CUP? WE'LL TELL YOU. WE'LL TELL YOU IN FREAKIN' CAPS LOCK.
The fine print about this fine promotion:
The 500th Derby $5K Cup is here, and it's your chance to get 5,000 extra big ones [dollars] for your derby-winning shirt design! Here's how it works:
Hey! Look at this cool shirt!
Sometimes we get a lot of guff from people about being “self-referential,” and we’d take issue with that if we knew what “self-referential” means. Anyway, we’ve got a Woot-themed Shirt.Woot Derby coming up.
Did you see the words we just wrote? American Apparel is back. Birds are singing. Children are laughing. Voles are doing whatever voles do when they’re happy. Everything has fallen into place at last. OR HAS IT??