If you’re a shirt nerd, you may be familiar with the recent woes of American Apparel. Indeed, no sooner had they shed their super pervy exec than the whole company fell to pieces, and long story short: AA is about to be 86’d here. It’s a real bummer. We’ve been searching for a viable replacement, and frankly sourcing a domestic partner who makes blank tees in the quantities we need has proven well nigh impossible. Again, if you’re a shirt nerd, that won’t surprise you either.
It’s all the pageantry of that other summer athletic event but without the poopy water.
Here’s how it’ll work:
WHO WON JULY'S 10K CUP? WE'LL TELL YOU. WE'LL TELL YOU IN FREAKIN' CAPS LOCK.
The fine print about this fine promotion:
The 500th Derby $5K Cup is here, and it's your chance to get 5,000 extra big ones [dollars] for your derby-winning shirt design! Here's how it works:
Hey! Look at this cool shirt!