It’s all the pageantry of that other summer athletic event but without the poopy water.
Here’s how it’ll work:
WHO WON JULY'S 10K CUP? WE'LL TELL YOU. WE'LL TELL YOU IN FREAKIN' CAPS LOCK.
The fine print about this fine promotion:
The 500th Derby $5K Cup is here, and it's your chance to get 5,000 extra big ones [dollars] for your derby-winning shirt design! Here's how it works:
Hey! Look at this cool shirt!
Sometimes we get a lot of guff from people about being “self-referential,” and we’d take issue with that if we knew what “self-referential” means. Anyway, we’ve got a Woot-themed Shirt.Woot Derby coming up.