Thursday, May 05

Derby #543: Distracting Technology

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Distracting Technology. We love that little squirt of dopamine that floods our brain whenever we get a text, but at what cost? What aren’t we focusing on when we oh hold on just let me check this msg. Still no cream tees.

BTW! Don't forget to include the print file when you submit! Don't worry about bloating up our inbox - we just wanna make sure you get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done.

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The Under Cover Derby ends on Monday at noon. 1st-3rd and select designs will be included in a sale that starts next week.

Next Derby Preview: Color Spotlight: Eggplant. Design a tee on an eggplant blank OR use purple as a primary color. Use the hex code #542C5E as the eggplant shirt color. Also guess what? No cream tees.

 

 

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Monday, May 02

Derby #542: Intergalactic-ness

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Intergalactic-ness. You know that movie franchise about wars and stars? Turns out WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE SHIRTS. Let’s milk the phenomenon a little more and possibly send our writer to an institution when it’s all over. Remember to keep your “intergalactic battle” designs within the confines of “parody.” Also guess what? No cream tees.

BTW! Don't forget to include the print file when you submit! Don't worry about bloating up our inbox - we just wanna make sure you get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done.

The Intergalactic-ness Derby ends on Thursday at noon. 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend.

Next Derby Preview: Distracting Technology. We love that little squirt of dopamine that floods our brain whenever we get a text, but at what cost? What aren’t we focusing on when we oh hold on just let me check this msg.
Still no cream tees.

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Thursday, April 28

Derby #541: Under Cover

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Under Cover - Design a tee about secret identities, disguises, camouflage and general sneakiness. No cream tees. No cream tees.

BTW! Don't forget to include the print file when you submit! Don't worry about bloating up our inbox - we just wanna make sure you get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done.

The Under Cover Derby ends on Monday at noon.  1st-3rd and select designs will be included in a sale that starts next week.

Next Derby Preview: Lets milk this intergalactic movie phenomenon a little more - Design a tee about a a popular space battle.  Remember to keep commentary and parody in mind.  No Cream Tees.

 

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Monday, April 25

Derby #540: Elements of Fashion

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Preview: Elements of Fashion - Design a tee with the periodic table in mind. No Cream Tees.

BTW! Don't forget to include the print file when you submit! Don't worry about bloating up our inbox - we just wanna make sure you get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done.
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The Elements of Fashion Derby ends on Thursday at noon. 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend.

Next Derby Preview: Under Cover - Secret Identities, disguises, camouflage and general sneakiness. No cream tees. No cream tees.

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Thursday, April 21

Derby #539: Animals and Spring Sports

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Animals and Spring Sports - Baseball! Soccer! Some really dull NBA finals!

No cream tees. ALSO: please remember to provide the print-ready files with your submission! PLEASE.

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Animals and Spring Sports Derby ends Monday at noon. 1st-3rd and select designs will be included in a sale that starts next week.

Next Derby Preview: Elements of Fashion - AKA "The Periodic Teeble." Create a shirt design with the periodic table in mind. No cream tees. Still.

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Monday, April 18

Derby #538: The Pageantry of Nature

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The Pageantry of Nature - Earth Day is almost here, so lets do some beautiful nature inspired tees, shall we. - No specific dates allowed, and a mention of Earth Day is something that will date the shirt and really only make it marketable once a year. But the beauty of a rock lives on for milenials - No cream tees.

The Pageantry of Nature Derby ends on Thursday at noon. 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend.

Next Derby Preview: Animals and Spring Sport - It's Baseball, and soccer, and what else is in the spring... frisbee, golf, teatherball - do people really play that? No cream tees.

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Thursday, April 14

Derby #537: The Smallest of Things

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The Smallest of Things: Design a tee about tiny things or smallness. Nano, cuddly field mice, baby birds, Antman, and tugboats. That is a list of things that are generally regarded as small. But size is relative. Huge surprise: No cream tees.

 

The Smallest of Things Derby ends on Monday at noon.  1st-3rd and select designs will be included in a sale that starts next week.

Next Derby Preview: The Pageantry of Nature - Earth Day is almost here, so let's do some beautiful nature-inspired tees THAT DON'T ACTUALLY MENTION EARTH DAY. As was the case with the non-tax day Tax Day shirts last week, a mention of Earth Day dates the shirt and makes it marketable like once a year. But the beauty of a rock lives on for millennia. No cream tees again!!!

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Monday, April 11

Derby #536: You'll Pay For That

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You'll Pay For That - Design a tee about the cost of things and necessity of paying for or being indebted to someone (or something). It's tax season and an election year and inflation is something different than deflation (what do we know? we make shirts). Either way, money is on the mind. NO reference to a specific date or 'day.' Perennial shirts = $$$$$. 

The You'll Pay For That Derby ends on Thursday at noon. 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend.

Next Derby Preview: The Smallest of Things - Design a tee about tiny things or smallness. Nano, cuddly field mice, baby birds, Antman, and tugboats. That is a list of things that are generally regarded as small. But size is relative. Huge surprise: No cream tees.

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Thursday, April 07

Derby #535: Color Spotlight: RED!

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Color Spotlight: RED! Design a red tee OR use only red ink on another blank. GET REDDY, No cream blahblah you surely don't need us to keep saying this.

The Red Derby ends on Monday at noon.  1st-3rd and select designs will be included in a sale that starts next week.

Next Derby Preview: You'll Pay For That - Designs a tee about the cost of things and neccessity of paying for or being indebted to someone or something, It's tax season and and election year and inflation is something different than deflation (what do we know-we make shirts) Either way,  Money is on the mind. NO reference to a specific date or 'day' 

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Monday, April 04

Derby #534: Lightning in a Bottle

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Lightning in a Bottle. It's spring, and storms are brewing. Go literal or conceptual. WARNING: Don't actually try to capture lightning. No cream tees.

The Lightning in a Bottle Derby ends on Thursday at noon. 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend.

Next Derby Preview: Color Spotlight: RED! Design a red tee OR use only red ink on another blank. GET REDDY, No cream blahblah you surely don't need us to keep saying this.

 

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