Derby #101: Fake Band T-Shirts

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

If obscure band t-shirts are a universal badge of cool, what about t-shirts for bands that don't even exist? This week, conjure up some merch for an imaginary band, or solo artist, or a tour of multiple bands, or music festival, etc. Any style, any era (like our old Genghis Khan tour shirt), any place (including other planets or dimensions). To be clear: we're looking for fake bands you made up, not fake bands from movies or TV shows. As always, the prohibition on using the intellectual property of other people remains in full effect.

It's your responsibility to make sure your "fake band" doesn't already exist. Search the artists at Allmusic and Myspace Music. If it comes up clear in both, it's probably OK unless we see evidence to the contrary.

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