Derby #217: Hipster Animals

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

 Ah, the Hipster. Hated universally, defined only vaguely, they exist to occupy the same space Yuppies once did in the zeitgeist: as a generalized boogeyman of consumption and enthusiasm for all the wrong things. Someone who spends $2,000 on a platinum corkscrew might be a Yuppie. Make it instead a collection of indie band albums on vinyl and you've got a hipster. No one really knows what makes a hipster until they see someone who's really into something that seems kind of dumb. But we're not here to argue the distinction, we're here to mash it up and ask you to give us your best crossover designs showing the biggest hipster stereotypes, but on animals. Think Hipster Kitty, but funny and original. Maybe you'll draw a dog on a fixie or some lizards wearing skinny jeans or a salmon posting to a Tumblr blog of ironic photos that no one reads. The choices are limitless! Except for these limits:
 

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