Derby #244: Breakfast Mascots

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

If you ask us, breakfast doesn't need any help selling itself. Are you kidding us? Breakfast is DELICIOUS. But just as a thought exercise, we want to see you come up with your own mascots to help spread the gospel of breakfast food. Maybe Baron Von Bacon or the Eggsecutor of the Estate or Bagel Boy. Or give us your best riff on brightly colored, anthropomorphic cartoon animals pitching breakfast cereal. Just sell us on a specific breakfast food of your choice!

 

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