Derby #283: Slogans for Animals

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

You know who doesn't have a strong Marketing department? Animals, that's who. Sure, we get plenty of "Save the ____" type stuff, but I'm talking about BRANDING. The kind of message that says, "I identify with that manatee, and I'm willing to be a walking advertisement for it." This week, give us your best slogans to sell people on animals. The more misunderstood the animal, the better.

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