Derby #337: The Fifty States
Can we named the fifty states in alphabetical order? Psssshh. Of course! There's Arkansas -- oh wait, no, Alaska is first. Wait, no, Alabama is first. And Wyoming is definitely last.
Ugh, listen, we'd be able to list the rest but we're writing this on New Years Day and our head is not exactly in perfect working condition. Maybe after a couple bloody marys we'll be in a better state of mind? Get it? Hahahahahaha! Ugggggh, our brain hurts ...
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