Derby #40: Motherhood

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

Mom. Mama. Mother. Mami. Mammy. Mum. Madre. Everybody's got one. You remember: that nice lady who was always telling you to put on a sweater and eat your vegetables. With her special day just a couple of weeks away, what better time to make Mom the subject of a t-shirt? OK, we admit it, we still haven't gotten anything for our moms, and we're hoping you guys come up with something good. We're looking for everything to do with motherhood, though, so if you're not feeling a Hallmark vibe, there's still lots of territory to cover. And we'll even allow text this week.

But hey...no video-game references this week. Not only is it getting old and a little too easy, but it doesn't seem all that appropriate, even if you've got a Mom like mine (who repeatedly trounced all of us kids in Sonic the Hedgehog).


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