Derby #83: Exercise
Wait! Don't give up that resolution just yet. Every day you exercise brings you closer to firmer abs, more defined pecs, a shapelier posterior, a less intense wheeze. And we're here to prop up your sagging commitment with this week's theme. An inspiring stay-in-shape message, a cynical take on the fitness industry, a shirt you'd wear to the gym: work those creative muscles. But don't expect it to be easy. No hurt, no shirt.
Text is permitted this week.