Derby #83: Exercise

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

Wait! Don't give up that resolution just yet. Every day you exercise brings you closer to firmer abs, more defined pecs, a shapelier posterior, a less intense wheeze. And we're here to prop up your sagging commitment with this week's theme. An inspiring stay-in-shape message, a cynical take on the fitness industry, a shirt you'd wear to the gym: work those creative muscles. But don't expect it to be easy. No hurt, no shirt.

Text is permitted this week.


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