Derby #94: Air

Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories, check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even cooler. Or at least newer.

The fish never notices the water it swims in. Since we're so much smarter than fish, it only took humans thousands of years to figure out that we move through a cocktail of nitrogen and oxygen atoms we call "air". And that without air, we'd flail around and die like a fish on the beach. Worse, we'd have no theme for this week's Derby. We breathe it, we pollute it, we compress it, we freshen it, we catch it on our snowboards, we ship our next-day packages through it. Now we design shirts about it. And by "we", we mean "you".

No text.

And hey, just a reminder in light of recent events: download the most current shirt templates and make sure your design matches one of those shirt colors. Anything else is grounds for rejection. Even if you personally think they're not accurate or whatever, use the most current shirt templates, period, full stop, no discussion, no exceptions, The End.

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