Derby #33: Lyrics Illustrated

Inspired by Bales of Cocaine

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bluchez


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Re: Inspired by Bales of Cocaine


Bales of Cocaine - Reverend Horton Heat

Well I was workin' on my farm, 'bout 1982
Pullin' up some corn, and a little carrot, too
When two low-flyin' airplanes, 'bout a hun'red feet high
Dropped a buncha bales of somethin', some hit me in the eye

So I cut a bale open, and man was I surprised
A buncha large sized baggies, with big, white rocks inside
So I took a little sample, to my crazy brother Joe
Sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, "Horton, that's some blow!"

(Chorus)
Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' planes
I don't know who done dropped 'em
, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like the pourin' rain
My life changed completely by those low-flyin' planes

So I loaded up them bales in my pick 'em up truck
Headed west for Dallas, where I might try my luck
I didn't have a notion if I could sell 'em there
Thirty minutes later I was a millionare

(Chorus)

Now I am a rich man, but I'm still a farmer too
But I sold my farm in Texas, bought a farm down in Peru
And when I get so homesick, I think I'm goin' insane
I travel back to Texas in a low-flyin' plane


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m4dcow


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I wonder if the "Flying Penguin" might be grounds for rejection?

lunartan


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m4dcow wrote:I wonder if the "Flying Penguin" might be grounds for rejection?

but he's wearing a clever disguise...

Dagith


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m4dcow wrote:I wonder if the "Flying Penguin" might be grounds for rejection?


see the disguise? thats no penguin!

m4dcow


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Dagith wrote:see the disguise? thats no penguin!

Maybe if it was a groucho mask

bluchez


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bluchez
Dagith wrote:see the disguise? thats no penguin!


Man, I guess I really suck at figures, everyone keeps think that's a penguin. Oh well...

jawlz


quality posts: 12 Private Messages jawlz
bluchez wrote:Man, I guess I really suck at figures, everyone keeps think that's a penguin. Oh well...


Looks like Groucho Marx in a tuxedo to me.....

lunartan


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bluchez wrote:Man, I guess I really suck at figures, everyone keeps think that's a penguin. Oh well...


could have been a puffin

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