Derby #46: Green
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It's Not Mistletoe

It's Not Mistletoe
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fablefire


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Re: It's Not Mistletoe


It's not mistletoe...

It's poison ivy!

You should get your enemies to stand under it anyway, and then hope it falls on them.

...and then you can laugh.

Check out this site for some really cool info and really gross pictures about poison ivy.

Ivy is green.

Poison is usually associated with green.

Yes.

Kil1ertofu


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fablefire wrote:It's not mistletoe...

It's poison ivy!

You should get your enemies to stand under it anyway, and then hope it falls on them.

...and then you can laugh.

Check out this site for some really cool info and really gross pictures about poison ivy.

Ivy is green.

Poison is usually associated with green.

Yes.


MY EYES!! Why did I click on see the rashes. Bad me, bad.

fablefire


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Kil1ertofu wrote:MY EYES!! Why did I click on see the rashes. Bad me, bad.


Did you see the mother of all rashes? ...and then did you click on the "after" image?

Oman.

Kil1ertofu


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fablefire wrote:Did you see the mother of all rashes? ...and then did you click on the "after" image?

Oman.


Ugh. It makes my skin all crawly. Plus, how can you not scratch that? I'd need one of those plastic cones that you put on dogs to keep me from scratching till I bleed.

fablefire


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Kil1ertofu wrote:Ugh. It makes my skin all crawly. Plus, how can you not scratch that? I'd need one of those plastic cones that you put on dogs to keep me from scratching till I bleed.


I know! That's what I was thinking too. Ugh. That's just... eww.

Kil1ertofu


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fablefire wrote:I know! That's what I was thinking too. Ugh. That's just... eww.


I'm concerned about the mental well-being of the guy that runs that site.. I'm not sure why you would devote your life to a poison ivy web-site..Unless he's the person with the mother of all rashes...hmmm.

fablefire


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Kil1ertofu wrote:I'm concerned about the mental well-being of the guy that runs that site.. I'm not sure why you would devote your life to a poison ivy web-site..Unless he's the person with the mother of all rashes...hmmm.


Well that would definitely be something to boast about. I never knew poison ivy could be that bad actually, until I saw that pic. Now I don't want to go outside.

Kil1ertofu


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fablefire wrote:Well that would definitely be something to boast about. I never knew poison ivy could be that bad actually, until I saw that pic. Now I don't want to go outside.


Glad I live in San Francisco. Far far away from nature. Although I just applied to a job in Humboldt...I'm going to order that guys plastic poison ivy cards and cary them around with me everywhere I go in my purse. I'm going to be that paranoid girl in the parking lot of 7-11 freaking out about the weeds in the sidewalk. I'll never go out of my apartment...

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