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Rainbows Come from a Hateful Pony Named Fred

Rainbows Come from a Hateful Pony Named Fred
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jimiyo


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i use halftone in pony mane. i learned it from psd tuts.

Naked Pictures

mjc613


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Is this the beginning of a new set of mythology?

artulo


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bellarific


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DOOD! I swear, whenever people need to name a character they've created who's evil or bitter (or gassy), the chosen name is always Fred, Kevin, or Lord Voldemort.

jimiyo


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bellarific wrote:DOOD! I swear, whenever people need to name a character they've created who's evil or bitter (or gassy), the chosen name is always Fred, Kevin, or Lord Voldemort.


its only logical.

the most evil figures ever to exist in real life or in literary works

Fred Flintstone
Kevin Bacon

Lord Voldemort was actually j ust misunderstood.

...

I wrote a short story about Fred.

Fred hated everyone.
He hated more that everyone loved his farts.
He didn't want anyone to be happy, but damnit, his farts made everyone smile.
It didn't matter what he ate, rainbow farts just came on coming.

Damnit.

Also, he regretted getting those g a y star tattoos that one time he got drunk. He should have gotten a badass Danzig tat.

peppersagooddog


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jimiyo wrote:its only logical.

the most evil figures ever to exist in real life or in literary works

Fred Flintstone
Kevin Bacon

Lord Voldemort was actually j ust misunderstood.

...

I wrote a short story about Fred.

Fred hated everyone.
He hated more that everyone loved his farts.
He didn't want anyone to be happy, but damnit, his farts made everyone smile.
It didn't matter what he ate, rainbow farts just came on coming.

Damnit.

Also, he regretted getting those g a y star tattoos that one time he got drunk. He should have gotten a badass Danzig tat.





Oh, Mario fears grapefruit. if you make a punk rock MLP with piercings and tatts and get it printed somewhere billy and i would buy AT LEAST 5 yo.

Patchitect


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peppersagooddog wrote:Oh, Mario fears grapefruit. if you make a punk rock MLP with piercings and tatts and get it printed somewhere billy and i would buy AT LEAST 5 yo.


He ate nothing but butterflies and pooped gemstones

dekonstruct


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wow you even did the over the top jpeg compression. I roflwaffled!

mjc613


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I'm glad that this is still ahead of the other butt entry. Farts are better than poop? Today they are.

jimiyo


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mjc613 wrote:I'm glad that this is still ahead of the other butt entry. Farts are better than poop? Today they are.


Im surprised this didnt get rejectorated. I assumed farts and poop jokes are the same thing, and if I remember correctly poop jokes are auto rejects right? Sure... poops jokes are just a little bit more solid than fart jokes but...

BA ZING!

alexcampbell


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jimiyo wrote:Im surprised this didnt get rejectorated. I assumed farts and poop jokes are the same thing, and if I remember correctly poop jokes are auto rejects right? Sure... poops jokes are just a little bit more solid than fart jokes but...

BA ZING!


Everything is ahead of my poop shirt now, someone tattled on it because they couldn't handle the greatness.

mjc613


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alexcampbell wrote:Everything is ahead of my poop shirt now, someone tattled on it because they couldn't handle the greatness.


Be glad they didn't ban you AC.

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