Derby #101: Fake Band T-Shirts
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Scientology Tabernacle Choir

Scientology Tabernacle Choir
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sutheo


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Oi! Mosh good! hilarious!!!!!!! I'll take 3!!!

EwingKlipspringer


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This is the first time that I have allowed the heathen masses to experience the aural ecstasy that is the Scientology Tabernacle Choir. Billions of people all over several worlds have now thrilled to some of the most beautiful hymns ever written, including "Amazing Grace," "A Mighty Fortress is L. Ron Hubbard," "How Great Thou Art," "Onward, Thetan Soldiers," and "Jonnie Goodboy Tyler, Row the Boat Ashore."

And now, even though their 2009 Galactic Tour is already halfway over, you still have time--after you apply to be trained and processed--to purchase one of the tour T-shirts.


Stare into the spinning disk at the center of the shirt. See it spin. See it spin. See it spin.

You are under our control.

Vote for our shirt. Then give us your money.


Now you are one of us.



--L. Ron Hubbard, III
Scientology Galactic Headquarters
Clearwater, Florida


EwingKlipspringer


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Here's the larger size, in case you weren't hypnotized by the smaller version:


Stuntdummy


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It's been a year since I've had a good laugh from a shirt entry. Thank you.

Woot, you better not reject this---not after letting bogus stuff go in the last derby.

thebassman


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Love it. There are so many entries for this derby that "don't get it." This entry does. If it makes it, I'm in for at least 1.

Popo108


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sutheo wrote:Oi! Mosh good! hilarious!!!!!!! I'll take 3!!!


Hahaaahaha, so good, trouble is I think I'd be afraid to wear it, altho might be easy to cut your way through a crowd wearing it, people jumping out of the way, only seeing the S word.

bhsuzycue


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If this doesn't win here, please submit it elsewhere. The world needs this shirt!!

Lanicoise


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I like the shirt, but I don't understand the Clearwater, Florida multiple city listing. To what does that refer?

goldenthorn


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Lanicoise wrote:I like the shirt, but I don't understand the Clearwater, Florida multiple city listing. To what does that refer?


Clearwater, Florida is a township pretty much wholly owned by Scientology. It's Scientology's headquarters.

sefjwm


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goldenthorn wrote:Clearwater, Florida is a township pretty much wholly owned by Scientology. It's Scientology's headquarters.


I've been to their New York headquarters. I couldn't figure out who was more strange. The Scientologists or the people out front protesting them dressed up as the main character from V for Vendetta and assorted Lord of the Rings characters.

goldenthorn


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sefjwm wrote:I've been to their New York headquarters. I couldn't figure out who was more strange. The Scientologists or the people out front protesting them dressed up as the main character from V for Vendetta and assorted Lord of the Rings characters.


I'm afraid to ask, but... why were you there?

emacyshyn


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Hahaha! Caprica City. I don't know if I'd feel comfortable wearing this, because people might not know it's a joke, but otherwise, it's a really wonderful, clever shirt.

jel2301


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I very very rarely laugh out loud at a shirt, but I did for this one. Very funny and well done satire.

IMST


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Consider getting someone to make this even if it doesn't win. I'd buy one.

charliec


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Put me down for 10 of them. I live in Salt Lake City where 60 percent of the population takes religion way too seriously. Friends and family would like this one. It would even be suitable for school, no wepons or drug references, though it would still start fights. Fantastic satire on two fronts.

Tahoe85


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This is HYSTERICAL! Thanks so much for the pleasure of your shirt this morning. I'd definitely buy one.

PocketBrain


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Oddly enough, I was in Clearwater, Florida last weekend. We even passed by the world headquarters.

kirklandsigs


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I laughed so hard.....

kodamommy


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I NEED this shirt I live in UT I would put one on both my kids and myself and my husband and walk to temple square and watch people's faces!

gfasting


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gfasting


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I live real close to Clearwater ans would rock this shirt downtown.... just to see the look on everyone's faces!!!! XD

Rock on S.T.C.!!! ROFLMAO!!!! XD

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