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I love it when I work on a particular design for a while, get frustrated, toss the whole concept and come up with something new. This looks so much better than the one I was working on.

Hope you like it!

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Hilarious. The little halos are a cute touch. And I can almost see someone pointing down at the cookie and shouting, Quick! Pick it up! Pick it up pick it up pick it up...All while jumping up and down excitedly, of course. gmv

Draug wrote:Hilarious. The little halos are a cute touch. And I can almost see someone pointing down at the cookie and shouting, Quick! Pick it up! Pick it up pick it up pick it up...All while jumping up and down excitedly, of course. gmv

Thanks! It would make an excellent shirt for both adults and kids I think.

Halos were a last minute thought too

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Chocolate has special properties that give it an extra five seconds. A chocolate force shield of sorts.

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Strange but true Fact: Studies have been done on this concept (no joke!) The REAL time that food can sit on a floor (tested in a convenience store-the mother of all germs!) is FIVE MINUTES! I'm not making this up. It actually takes a full five minutes for the germs to actually migrate and attach to the food dropped.

So the next time you get a convenience store hot dog and drop it on the floor, go ahead and pick it up, put it back on the bun, and ENJOY!

SydsKid wrote:Strange but true Fact: Studies have been done on this concept (no joke!) The REAL time that food can sit on a floor (tested in a convenience store-the mother of all germs!) is FIVE MINUTES! I'm not making this up. It actually takes a full five minutes for the germs to actually migrate and attach to the food dropped.

So the next time you get a convenience store hot dog and drop it on the floor, go ahead and pick it up, put it back on the bun, and ENJOY!

It's a matter of how dry the floor is, and whether it is in a movie theater or not

We do that. We're not proud here. But cookies are expensive. Especially the good ones.

SydsKid wrote:Strange but true Fact: Studies have been done on this concept (no joke!) The REAL time that food can sit on a floor (tested in a convenience store-the mother of all germs!) is FIVE MINUTES! I'm not making this up. It actually takes a full five minutes for the germs to actually migrate and attach to the food dropped.

So the next time you get a convenience store hot dog and drop it on the floor, go ahead and pick it up, put it back on the bun, and ENJOY!

Although I hate wasting food... I look at my floor at home... and I can't do it. (The floor looks very grotesque at home... unfortunately from years of my sister and I "dropping" gum on the floor and never really picking it up all the way... and stepping on it... and stepping on it until it has become part of the floor and is as dirty as the sole of our shoes)
However, to your comment:
I've also heard about that and I'm glad when people do that, they're not likely to get sick from it. However, at the same time, knowing that, and knowing that other people probably do that who sell food to you, you can't help but wonder where your food has been then... which is kind of worrying...

SkekTek wrote:I love it when I work on a particular design for a while, get frustrated, toss the whole concept and come up with something new. This looks so much better than the one I was working on.

Hope you like it!

I like it more than the earlier Russian-style shirt... much more to the point... GMV

TheyKilledKenny wrote:I like it more than the earlier Russian-style shirt... much more to the point... GMV

Thanks! I thought so too. The blue one was trying to force the concept. This one is much more refined.

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I like this! I also like the little cookie in the exclamation point!

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I like this! GMV. (Although I think the halos on the words might be a bit much...)

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like it; nice detail, excellent humor!

SydsKid wrote:Strange but true Fact: Studies have been done on this concept (no joke!) The REAL time that food can sit on a floor (tested in a convenience store-the mother of all germs!) is FIVE MINUTES! I'm not making this up. It actually takes a full five minutes for the germs to actually migrate and attach to the food dropped.

So the next time you get a convenience store hot dog and drop it on the floor, go ahead and pick it up, put it back on the bun, and ENJOY!

Unless of course the floor or hot dog is WET!

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I do this all the time. People give me horrified looks when I do it, but that's never stopped me.

As such, my need for this shirt is palpable.

windsong137 wrote:I do this all the time. People give me horrified looks when I do it, but that's never stopped me.

As such, my need for this shirt is palpable.

The double-take derby is tomorrow, so if you liked this entry, feel free to find it and vote for it again!